Sunday, March 25, 2007
I have an idea. It occured to me Saturday when my right pinky finger started twitching involuntarily for hours. I figure that I'm getting some disease and my time is limited. So I thought, there should be a Make Out Wish Foundation. If you're going to die, you can contact the foundation and tell them your make out wish. You get to make out with any individual you want. Maybe I'd choose Brad Pitt. Wouldn't that be weird if making out with Brad Pitt cured me? I think it might.